1. buried-a-lie:

    Isn’t it weird how people change and grow apart and stop talking and then one day you see this person who you swore you were going to be friends with forever and you can barely think of a thing to say and then it finally hits you that somewhere along the way your friendship dimmed and you will probably never be close to that person again. I think that’s one of the saddest things I’ve come to terms with lately.

    Reblogged from: coffee-two-sugars
  2. fangirltothefullest:

    karkalicious-carcinogeneticist:

    x-lilou-chan-x:

    askfordoodles:

    teamdauntlesstribute:

    disneytasthic:

    princesshollyofthesouthernisles:

    unf-hans:

    thisdisneyday:

    Handsome princes indeed.

    SOMEONE PLEASE ADD HANS AND KRISTOFF

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    Prince CHarming’s face is the only one that looks normal.

    TARZAN’S HEAD IS ALMOST COMPLETELY DETACHED FROM HIS BODY

    DIDNEY WORL

    Didn’t you forget someone~? imageimage

    OH MY GOD STOP

    Just imagine that Gaston taking a shit ton of Selfies and they always come out shitty. 

    No one

    takes pics like Gaston

     Looks like shit like Gaston

    Looks hilarious and is a big goof like Gaston

    I TAKE SELFIES OF ALL OF MY ESCAPADES-ING

    Look at that guy-

    GASTON

    Reblogged from: potterlovermore
  3. tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year

    tortillas:

    wartortles:

    but what happened in 2012

    puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year

    Reblogged from: jerkidiette
  4. im-just-bad-at-metaphors:

    magicalkingdomofdisney:

    itsthefangirlwholived:

    brookeeverdeen:

    when you get your period at school

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    Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know

    Make one wrong move and then the blood will show

    Let it flow, let it flow, can’t hold it back anymore

    Reblogged from: coffee-two-sugars
  5. lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

    lesbianwarriors:

    This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

    Reblogged from: jerkidiette
  6. yolownly:

    homeostasis-central:

    richwhitelesbian:

    we need some new and more powerful swears

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    the elder swear

    Reblogged from: parkingstrange
  7. ocebutt:

    dooptown:

    i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

    YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

    how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

    Reblogged from: valkyrieraisingcain
  8. tastefullyoffensive:

    [bluechaircomics/via webtoons]

    Reblogged from: tastefullyoffensive
  9. d-o-r-ia-n:

    zannablack:

    superlockedinthephandom:

    sarajust:

    taggedbooty:

    offlcer:

    ♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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    TOO SOON

    IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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    oh my god

    FUCK

    Reblogged from: ollygollymolly
  10. sirdef:

    sirdef:

    sirdef:

    i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

    i am eating an entire cake

    update: there is more cake than i imagined. 

    i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

    Reblogged from: potterlovermore
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  12. shmapey:

    justmyflawedlogic:

    lokisgloriouspenis:

    okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

    female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

    so in conclusion

    if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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    THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

    Reblogged from: pmon3y69
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  14. Reblogged from: secretmindreader
  15. crankybucky:

    Thor making a series of vines where he hands the other Avengers mjolnir casually like ‘hold this’ when they’re not paying attention and obviously they fall over and it’s hilarious

    and he tries to do it to Steve and he’s like ‘hold this, Steve’ and without looking up from his paper Steve’s like ‘sure’ and takes it off if him, he just calmly holds it and continues to read

    The rest of the vine is just Thor’s stunned and impressed expression

    Reblogged from: chinasorrowsvevo
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