1. kalikardashian:

    thelilnan:

    OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

    OKAY

    AJAX SOAP

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    THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

    AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

    AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

    AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

    someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

    Reblogged from: whor3monalteenagers
  2. cieply:

    My teacher takes these pics of me n uploads to Facebook

    Reblogged from: whor3monalteenagers
  3. popunklouis:

    popunklouis:

    niall looks like if flounder from the little mermaid was a human

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    Reblogged from: whor3monalteenagers
  4. Reblogged from: spaghettihos
    • high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
    • high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
    • school administrator: shit shit
    • high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
    • school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
    • high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
    • high school admin: fuck shit shit no-
    • high school boy: /explodes
    Reblogged from: boobphone
  5. intensional:

I feel so betrayed right now

    intensional:

    I feel so betrayed right now

    Reblogged from: spaghettihos
  6. Reblogged from: whor3monalteenagers
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  8. perruh:

glittakid:

i saw these two girls while riding a gondola in venice. they were smoking and chatting on their windowsill, waving at passing boats. i thought they were incredibly lucky; i would love to share an apartment with my friend or sister in the most romantic, magical place in the world. it would be like living a dream.

this is so beautiful

    perruh:

    glittakid:

    i saw these two girls while riding a gondola in venice. they were smoking and chatting on their windowsill, waving at passing boats. i thought they were incredibly lucky; i would love to share an apartment with my friend or sister in the most romantic, magical place in the world. it would be like living a dream.

    this is so beautiful

    Reblogged from: whor3monalteenagers
  9. slaynuggets:

brybriontour:

Dan Howell is the sweetest person alive everyone else can go home

HOW FAST DID YOU RETWEET THIS. YOU ARE THE PERSON I ASPIRE TO BE. ONE FUCKING RETWEET. YOU CANT JUST DO THIS. THIS TAKES PURE. SKILL. AND. DEDICATION.

    slaynuggets:

    brybriontour:

    Dan Howell is the sweetest person alive everyone else can go home

    HOW FAST DID YOU RETWEET THIS. YOU ARE THE PERSON I ASPIRE TO BE. ONE FUCKING RETWEET. YOU CANT JUST DO THIS. THIS TAKES PURE. SKILL. AND. DEDICATION.

    Reblogged from: whor3monalteenagers
  10. grandmafupa:

    Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

    Reblogged from: fake-mermaid
  11. high-blogging:

    fucking ellen

    Reblogged from: spaghettihos
  12. cupvevo:

    if i cant be hot can i at least be rich

    Reblogged from: seediest
  13. tocifer:

    john-egbertholdt:

    DOES ANYONE THINK THAT OCTOBER HAS A CERTAIN SMELL AND YOU JUST CANT EXPLAIN IT BUT YOU JUST KNOW THE SCENT OF OCTOBER AND IT GETS SO STRONG ON HALLOWEEN

    I PROBABLY SOUND INSANE BUT I CANT POSSIBLY BE THE ONLY ONE

    eau de dead plant

    Reblogged from: boobphone
  14. sonofbaldwin:

Apparently, Americans like white Jesus, but not brown Allah.

    sonofbaldwin:

    Apparently, Americans like white Jesus, but not brown Allah.

    Reblogged from: boobphone
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